Old-fashioned Romantic Prints

'He Will!'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

An Appreciation

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

'Oh, the amenity!'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

Person Reading For Pleasure

Just Married an Oil Baron

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

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