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"Hey! Did the ball drop yet?"

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cow Pinatas

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I was almost that last year."

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

celebrating a birth.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

A man looks up at the earth

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Men gossiping

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Balloon drip.