Oilfield Veterans Mugs

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

'Who is to blame?'

Camel In The Tent

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Fuels paradise.

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'