Oil Aficionados Pillows

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

US Energy Needs.

Car Breast-Feeding

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Oil Industry Safety.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Oil Price

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Libyan Oil

Expensive oil.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Low oil prices.

Improvised Economic Device

Diesel Prices

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Petrol.

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'May I recommend the 2008 10W40? It's low sulfur content and viscosity make it a true steal at $39.95 a liter.'

"... I slow for petrol"