Offset Printer Mugs

Printers

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Where Indian ink came from.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

The First Printed Bible

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Johannes Gutenberg

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

Alberto Giacometti.

Condensed Books.

Home Business - Business Cards.

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'