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"No, I'm following you"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Verbal Orders

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

The Enemy

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Le Chocolat!

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Dog's Sandwich

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'Is he sitting?'

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

Ice Cream.

Cake!

"Too early to tell if the treatment works, but I'm feeling nauseously optimistic."