Office Zookeeper Prints

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Bus for Giraffes.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Giraffe and Gloves.

Giraffe Haircut

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

'Careful, he bites.'

"Lucky!"