Office Workers' Spirit Animals Pillows

Top Me Off.

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Company Ink.

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

The entire team applauds you.

'I call it cubicilism'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'I try to encourage creativity.'

"I know I'm being patronized, But I Can't help it. They say 'Good Boy' and my tail just wags."

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

My Day - elevator magazine

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

Personnel Manager of the Wild...

'Reading the want ads? No, they just happened to be on the same page as this fascinating story on...um...cosmetics.'

'And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!'

Bring Your Inner Child To Work Day

"Nobody's around. Let's chug it."

Cat at desk, using mouse tail as a spike for filing papers

"That's the shredder. Attach all sensitive paperwork to any piece of office furniture."

Fun at the Office #237: SUPERVISOR GROUPIES (FEMALE)

'Fairy Friday'

"Looks like accountants are not as boring as you think they are."

Sparky goes outside to do his business.