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Doctor with a variety of certificates on the wall featuring popular phrases used by doctors.

'I've never seen a diploma with an expiration date before.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Texturing the Walls

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"