Office Upgrade Pillows

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Good news Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"When I asked you to convert us to being entirely paperless, Tom... I wasn't including toilet paper in the staff washroom!"

'While you were out, we went to multi-media messaging that makes notes like this obsolete.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

Air conditioning.

"After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology."

"Since we went 'paperless' we can't find any instructions to start the system up."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

The Move.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Modular Offices

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."