Office Team Prints

"No, the computers are up. We're down."

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Out and In.

Overworked in the office

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Meat Grinder

Lumbar support animal

Parade of Businessmen

In and Out Tray

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."