Office Supply Managers Prints

'We'll save a fortune on air-conditioning.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Out and In.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Organization is not rocket science!

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Bullseye!