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Moving into an office while it's being built.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

That shows business confidence.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'What's wrong now?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Office Dunce.

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Make yourself comfortable so that we can discuss your raise."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Bureau of the Damned

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

violence in workplace

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'