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"My secretary doesn't understand me."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Can do...No can do

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Organization is not rocket science!

Stand-up Romcom

The Rubber Ball Company

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Good news. It's a small pig."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Quality Control

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'