Office Romance Critic Mugs

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Who's In Charge Here?

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

"If it weren't for the illusion of security, the health plan, the pay, the friendships. . . I'd leave this stupid company!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'Love? You're talking about LOVE?? Barry - you're here just because I'm too busy to keep a dog!'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

'Watch your mouth.'

Office Crush

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

Casual Tieday