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"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

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'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

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"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"