Office Politics Satirist T-Shirts

A mobster with a dead body in his office out box.

"He's not afraid to speak truth to power...Well, maybe a little afraid."

"One of the perks of upper management here is that the restroom comes to you."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Reagacentennial

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."