Office Politics Ponderer T-Shirts

Celebrate their sharp wit with our office politics-themed t-shirts, designed for the ponderer who enjoys a clever remark about workplace dynamics and power plays.

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"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you." mockup

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"I'm expert at sniffing out blame." mockup

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

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"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue." mockup

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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"What was I thinking?!"

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Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed.... mockup

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

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G7 Summit Concern

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'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.' mockup

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

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The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq. mockup

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

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Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old. mockup

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

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'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.' mockup

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

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Roe v. Wade

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'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

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"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone." mockup

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

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Scapegoat of the Year

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Do Guns Kill?

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"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor." mockup

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

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"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"I think we should try something a little simpler." mockup

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

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"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty." mockup

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

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"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

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'Here you are, Simmons!'

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Violent Crime Statistics

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"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?" mockup

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

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'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?' mockup

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

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"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy." mockup

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

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Pecking order.

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'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.' mockup

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

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"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher." mockup

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

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"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

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