Office Politics Enthusiast Prints

"And that's when he realized he wasn't on the partner track at all!"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'I'm feigning ignorance.'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'Conduct dismissal was what I had in mind...but it's just too damned complicated.'

"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."

'The alpha male decided I need to go find another herd.'

'Your predecessor forgot the elephant in the room; don't make the same mistake.'

'Fortunately, there wasn't enough blame to go around. It stopped before it got to me.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

The Boss's Assistant

'I'm just the CEO. He has the key to the supply closet.'

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"No, I'm sorry, he's currently out of the loop."

'That's why he makes the big bucks.'

'This month's business meeting is the same as last month's business meeting only with more problems,'

'Sure, Frank is charismatic, powerful and larger than life, but in my opinion, he's all head and no heart!'

"When you violate one of our unwritten rules you'll know it by the unspoken censure."

'All in favor of taking credit for this stuff?'

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

'Hot air not only rises - sometimes it rises to the top.'

"She takes all the credit."

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

'Wow! CEO in just ten days! You ARE a quick study, Perkins!'

'I'm not being bullied...it's from my boss.'

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'All who know where the blame will go raise your hands.'

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

'It's not if you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.'

'Oh, you're just jealous 'cause Ms Lerner gave me the corner office.'

'This is us.'

'You're all voting against me? Is this a coo?'

'He's had more success in the rat race than the human race.'