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'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

"We're looking for people to fire."

"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

'Have a seat and we'll discuss your concern about my lack of respect.'

'Think of it as incentive marketing. You increase our market share and you get to keep your job.'

"I'm afraid we're taking you off the partner track, Simmons. We're also going to take away your comfortable chair."

"At least we maintain our glass ceilings."

"Of course it's important that my workers get a living wage.. . ."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

"This means we need to trot out the company apologist again."

"Kiss me, and I'll let you have next weeks share price development."

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

There's far too mush neptoism in this company.

'Well I don't see any harassment from your union colleagues.'

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'This promotion means you'll be getting the blame directly from me.'

Schengen

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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Trump pardons