Office Poker Face Prints

"Uh...Joey...uh...Mr. Rod promoted me to assistant manager...and he wants me to lay you off."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

Solitaire card shark.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"I can't even deal."

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'How about a game of cards?'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''