Office Party Animal Mugs

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Mardi Gras

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

I could have danced all night!

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Sign - Halt manager crossing

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'