Office Occultist Mugs

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Smoke and mirrors.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Inkwell Genie.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Ill next Thursday

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Amateur Palmist

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."