Office Oasis Seeker Prints

Tax Simplification made simple

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Office Park

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

The Corporate Rat.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Business-Class.

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."