Office Oasis Seeker Prints

Tax Simplification made simple

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The Corporate Rat.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

Clock watcher

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'