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"It's such a bummer, but it looks like I'll have to work for the next thirty or forty years."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Not that net!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The World Wide Web.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Computer monitor for a head.

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'