Office Night Owl T-Shirts

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

Bob hated working over-time.

"He's gone home for the night. Is it squeegee-related?"

'Sir, aren't you missing another workaholics anonymous meeting tonight?'

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Overworked in the office

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Dog Nightmares

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"The overthinker"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

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