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"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"You seem to have dropped your paperwork!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Frankie the discount genie

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'

"The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious giggling."

Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker