Office Makeover Enthusiast Mugs

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Modular Offices

"Love your feng shui!"

Two stressed drinking birds

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I remember when this was all offices."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"I've changed my mind"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''