Office Luncher Prints

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

"Pie chart"

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Food van driving through an office.

Landing That Tough Account

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

They were out of bagels...

"Now, if we could turn our attention to item six, moo shu pork for $6.95."

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."