Office Loyalist Prints

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

Others will fight for you

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"You've been a virtuous employee, Thornhill, and that is it's own reward."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

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"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

"I'm beginning to wonder if McDonald and his dog were quite as close as we were led to believe."

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'Yours is an inspiring tale of struggle, self-sacrifice and company loyalty. I suppose my question is, so what?'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

Walkies.

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

"Yes, and the fact that you've been an outstanding employee for twenty-five years is going to look great on your résumé."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Look here Watson, everybody has to retire sometime!

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