Office Layout Pillows

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'I don't mind so much working in a cubicle, but why do they have to make them look like public toilet stalls?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Dog eat dog.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.