Office Junior Prints

Work Experience.

"Why have you called the new post 'assistant deputy administrative project support?" "Because it sounded better than 'skivvy'."

Business knowledge.

Man over loaded with sheets of paper and an 'IN' tray

'I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker...Just what is it you're supposed to do around here?'

'Sorry I'm late, Mr Gritworthy, but I'm afraid I was fantasising about Miss Brocklebank again.'

Stressed Office Junior

STRIP Hambone: Escape key

Boy at Computer.

Stressed Office Junior

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Out and In.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Overworked in the office

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.