Office Idol Prints

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Work Slave

In, out, shake it all about.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

Do not think outside the box!

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Sure I can make that deadline."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'