Office Humor Day Mugs

'Here things are getting interesting!'

"Good solution, Bob. Now all we need is a good problem."

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

'Don't you find loafing gets tiresome?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'A robot sits at desk with work boxes: Input/ Output.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Garbage in, garbage out.

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

'Because of the reorg you are now working for me.'

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Bo're'droom

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Salaries Manager. No.'