Office Humor Admirer Prints

"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."

'He's the reason I can't get a desk by a window.'

'JB, TS is waiting to see you and GR has just arrived.'

"I have death by Powerpoint. You?""Panel fatigue."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

I'm beginning to see why they call these SELF-inking stamps'

Leon Beegley - Chief Brick & Mortar Operations.

"I have to leave early today. Reschedule the 4 pm downsizing."

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"The corporate limo was downsized!"

"No, boss, there's not really an acronym for "I'm laughing all the way to the bank."

"After we've introduced ourselves, let's get started."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."