Office Harmony Hero Prints

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"I could get used to working remotely."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

In - Out - Pending.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Covid and Restarting School

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"You've all been like a company to me."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Working from home

"Sure I can make that deadline."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...