Office Gossip Guru Mugs

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"

You didn't hear it from me, but the other hares in the office think you're getting your work done too quickly.

"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."

'Grimy, meet Slimy.'

'Women don't simply believe everything we hear, you know.' - 'But that does not stop you repeating it.'

'If you can't find something nice to say about someone...' - '...At least say it behind his back.'

Desk Organizer: Mail, Telex and Grapevine.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"Gossiping about work at happy hour is not considered overtime."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Then and Now.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Nobody hangs out at the water cooler anymore..."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"