Office Golf Hustler Pillows

"Wider."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

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"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

"Want to win?"

'Putting, not puttering.'

Office carpets,putting green type.

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

'In tray.'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

'You have a board meeting on 8.'