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The corporate ref slaps Vincent with a foul- and then a couple of quick technicals for arguing.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Monday around 9PM.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

"Sold his air rights."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Babies

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Bad Office Planning

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"This better be important."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.