Office Fun Prints

'The boss is away, so we pushed our desks together to make a fort.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

I love swivelling on my chair.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Says you like to play practical jokes.'

"What's up, did you not bet in the office sweepstake?"

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'C'mon guys, less kickboxing, more accounting.'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

'In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel...'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass!'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"Fun Fridays at the Dentist"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays