Office Friends Prints

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

Party Animals.

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'What's wrong now?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'