Office Environment Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Bob, it's not you I lust after, it's your office.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Corporate Whore.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Two stressed drinking birds

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'