Office Drone Pillows

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

The Buck Stops Here.

"In this meeting I will slowly read aloud everything in yesterday's email."

"No wonder we can't get anything done. Our information is in the Cloud, and our workers are in a fog."

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"He retreats to his cage when he's feeling stressed."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Claus 2.0

Overworked in the office

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

The Hobby Store

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

InIn by-products.