Office Dramaturgists Mugs

"So, Joey, how do you like the responsibility of being an assistant manager?"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Situation Tragedy.

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Strong Female Lead

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Ben Jonson.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

Shakespearean Actor

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

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