Office Drama Appreciator Pillows

'... and sign it 'shovingly up yours'.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"You're not the 'Yes Man' you used to be, Smilby."

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

Doom & Gloom

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

Don Giovanni