Office Doodler Mugs

"Great meeting! We agreed on sales projections and I doodled this great caricature of the boss!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Dot to dot cave art.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Cartooning

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

Space: A Venn Diagram

'You're supposed to draw something.'

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

"Give them a while to settle in."

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'I'm just drawing up business.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

"Sir, can we have some pencils of colour?"

North Light Tanning Bed.

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles