Office Boredom Buster Mugs

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tic-tac-toe

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

Chairmen of the Bored

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Bored?'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."