"But my dear girl we don't discriminate against you because you're a WOMAN, we discriminate against you because we're MEN!"
Office Ally T-Shirts
Gift your office buddy a stylish and humorous t-shirt that reflects their creative spirit. Perfect for casual office days or virtual meetings, these tees make work more fun.
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
'What's wrong now?'
"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."
'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
Lemonade Inc.
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
Lumbar support animal
Career Choices
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!
"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"
Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."
"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."
Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment
Busy office.
The vice-president in charge of sincerity
'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'
"They found a use for that old paper shredder."
'Would you all please congatulate...'
'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'
Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.
Between Offices
Office Ally T-Shirts Collection
Office Ally Mugs
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Office Ally Pillows
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Office Ally Prints
Enhance their workspace with our inspiring prints. Perfect for creative minds looking to decorate with personality and humor.