Office Acrobat Mugs

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

'OK, good. I just wanted to be sure you were still on top of it.'

'Clever, Fenwick

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

'Needs more challenge.'

'Office real estate' lifting weights

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Writer

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"I've just been spiffing up my image a bit."

"When the dust settles we're all going to be very dusty."

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

'Let's try to improve our workstations even more.'

'First, the office walls went, then the ceilings and floors and now, well, here we are.'

'It's always good to see accounting on the ball.'

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

Gymnast.

The Flea Circus.

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."