Offbeat Traveler Mugs

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Easter Island legs

Club Antisocial

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Imagine

Baby squirrel & Berries

Mass Travel

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Hotel Room

Hotel mini-bar.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Moon Souvenirs

'Are we there yet?!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

'Go to Hell'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Bottom House

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Tourist is told to go home by a monument